so me & the old folks are cleaning the basement...

... & we keep stumbling across all kinds of hilarious & random objects, including an old, unopened bottle of Stetson (do they even make that anymore?), a can of Planter's peanuts, that upon opening, we realized was full of dentures. yep, dentures.

but this right here had me laughing until my abs hurt.




just a simple bottle of colgate, you say?

take a peep at this:


in case you can't read it, this stuff expired in AUGUST OF 1989! i was born in 1988, i just turned 21. This shit EXPIRED 20 years ago, which means it's probably 22 or 23 years old. lmao. smh...

this basement officially has too much random junk in it.