America's Next Top Model's WORST makeovers.

1. Brittany from cycle 8.

bright red sew in weave.



this picture doesn't even do it justice. it was matted & stiff as a damn board.

2. Tiffany from cycle 5 (i think?)
Her weave looked like that crap you get in the random aisles if the beauty supply store. you know, the $5.99 for 14 inches crap.
i can't find any good pics of it, but y'all remember.

3. Jenah from cycle 9


just one of many where they went TOO blond & put in some crappy, stringy extensions. and toward the end, it got all dry & icky looking & they never touched up the poor girl's roots!

4. Cassandra from cycle 4 (i think, sorry i'm so bad with the cycles, there's so many!)




in this picture it looks ok, but i hated it. they claimed they weren't cutting her hair "just because", but i don't believe that. it didn't flatter her face at all! and they wanted to cut it some more! it was too much & not a good look.

5. Michelle from cycle 4.

Oh holy hell. it was a mess. it was WAY TOO BLONDE! no dimension, just one, flat color. & as time went on, it turned yellow as hell & it looked dryer than hay that took a trip through hell. and on top of that, it was poofy as hell. it was a hot ass mess.

and again, i can't find a good picture, lol. sorry dolls, but i'm sure you guys remember.

However, i must say, the absolute WORST one was Saleisha, who i blogged about earlier.

ciao bellas.

double ewww.

why do people think this is attractive?

yuckity yuck.

so, the question keeps arising...

"Are those your real eyelashes?!"

yes, people, yes! they're all mine. well, i guess i can't take all the credit. my eyelashes are naturally kind of long, but not very thick. my secret?
Cover Girl's Lash Blast mascara in Very Black. a lot of people complain about it clumping, but i don't care, lol. the more the better! Seriously, this stuff is great. it has a huge brush & after one coat you're good. but i use like 3 coats, ha. i just can't help myself...



also, no one's complemented me on it,(at least not out loud, hopefully they do internally, lol), but this has been my lip gloss look lately. a nice pink-ish nude. i think it's a good color. i'd consider myself medium brown skinned. i'm an NC or NW 50 from MAC. so, this is what i use...





the bigger one is Beauty Rush lip gloss in "I Want Candy" and sometimes they sell it as "Candy Baby". it retails for about $7 at Victoria's Secret. it smells sooo yummy. i think it's supposed to be cotton candy scented. it's a very sheer light pink. The second one is MAC lipglass in Nymphette, which is a sheer pink with a hint of gold shimmer. It's available wherever they sell MAC products (Macy's, Saks, etc...). That one retails for about $14.50. i know it's tiny, but a little bit goes a long way.
Anyway, first i put on the "i want candy" all over my lips like normal, then i put on the "nymphette". just a tiny bit. i start in the middle and work my way out to the sides.

well, there's a couple makeup tips. more to come. enjoy ladies!