TFLN

(319): yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.

i pray that someday, someone will text me something similar to this so i can submit it to textsfromlastnight.com.

texts from last night.

i found out about this site last week & it's hilarious.

for some reason, it's a lot funnier when i'm reading it on my phone at work whilst i'm well, supposed to be working. but you know how it goes =]

anyway, this one has me crackin' up at work today...


(530): shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
(1-530): just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
(530): yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.



^^^^ check it out.