Happy New Year/where have i been?/twitter me!

i haven't blogged in damn near 2 weeks! smh...

anyway, hope you guys had a lovely Christmas & New Year's.

i went to my first club on NY Day (not eve, i just stayed in), and it was a BLAST. i was scared to go, idk why, but it was sooo much fun. Went with my best friend Jessy & her bf and some of their friends, they were all super cool. i got wasted out of my damn mind, omg. i've only been drunk 3 other times but i wasnt out at a club. haha, i apparently fell out of a chair and i have no recollection. i learned my lesson. i love being 21 though and i plan on clubbing again, SOON!


what have you ladies been up to?

also: i've been tweeting like crazy, i want more followers: @ohemgeeitspaige

stalk me

twitter @ ohemgeeitspaige

shit my dad says

well, not MY dad, but this guy's dad. follow him on twitter: shitmydadsays

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"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

"If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."

"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house."

Most Innappropriate Google Suggestions

^^^ seriously. who would think of that? lol, smh...


some of these are pretty funny though!

follow the link i'm posting: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/07/most-inappropriate-google_n_313246.html

sorry, i'm too lazy to deal with HTML tonight. ;]

ijustmadelove.com

no, your eyes are NOT deceiving you.

wow, this is nuts. technology is officially TMI.

long story short. you just bang bang boogied? go to this site and let the world know EXACTLY where and what position. ha. smh...

facebook status ouchie.

*she shall remain nameless*: hates when bald headed, insecure transsexuals try and check u about a pair of balls and dick that they aint fuckin. what gets me even more is how it can look n the mirror and call that distorted, road kill, left for dead face pretty and call me a down grade. these desperate ass transsexuals kill me tryna fit into society as normal, when my dead dog got better features than what yo mama and daddy conjured up.

lol, dang.

Coming Soon:

Beauty Haul!

I jsut ordered like 11 things from E.L.F.

a bunch of brushes, some nail polish, an eyelash curler & some other stuff.

I can't wait until they get here!

btw, shipping is only $1.95 (they're taking off $% for the 5 year anniversary). idk when that offer ends, but here's the code:


5FOR5SHIPPING

check it out ladies!

ps, i'm on the hunt for a new liquid foundation? haven't used one in YEARS. i used to use Fashion Fair, but i'm broke now (ha), so I think i want to try a drug store brand. I'm a MAC NC or NW50, any brand & color suggestions?

ways to make money online.

anybody have any ideas? i wanna find some ways to supplement my income.

help! :]

xo<3paigeywaigey